Tonight: Girls & Boys w/ Danny Masterson

Girls & Boys is pretty much the hottest weekly party right now. I mean I haven't actually been there but that's what all my cool hipster friends tell me. And I trust them because they don't have jobs and go out every night while I sit at home and watch Matlock. Tonight the angry dude from That 70's Show is DJing. I met him once and I couldn't figure out if he was cool or a douche - it's so hard to tell the difference these days. Anyway I think it's about time I check this party out, maybe I'll see you there.