Mario Is A Fucking thief

So today on Waxy was one of the most disturbing posts I've ever read. Apparently the music from Super Mario Bros. was stolen! Oh God why? Can it be true that the theme of an entire generation was all a lie? This will hurt your soul but you must go to the post and listen. You must know the truth, you can't turn a blind eye to this one. As it was stated by an acquaintance of mine, "This is like finding out you're adopted."

Link:
The Truth About Mario

In the comment section you will see that people are claiming it's a coincidence. Are you out of your fucking mind? The first part is note for fucking note. It's clearly unique enough that it would not have happened organically in two different places without influence of the other. Granted it goes in a different direction after the initial riff but come on now. Those people have to come to terms with the truth - Mario is damn dirty mushroom munching thief. It hurts so much to say that but it's true. The next thing you know we'll find out the Bible wasn't written by God!