Wyld Stallyns???

Head over to Crash Mansion tonight for a big mysterious rock show. The "Wyld Stallyns" are playing tonight. Who are they? Bill and Ted? No one knows - it's a secret, shhhh! Rumor has it this is one of the secret Strokes shows. Let me tell you something about rumors - they're usually bullshit. So I'm not saying it's not the Strokes, I'm just saying rumors aren't usually true.

I'm also not saying I know who it is. Even if I did, I couldn't broadcast that to thousan... errr, hundred(s) of people. That wouldn't be right - it would ruin the surprise. With all that said, I won't be wasting my time going to this thing.